Clubbing in Cyprus, what a classy olâ€™ choice youâ€™ve made there. When it comes to clubbing holidays, all party capitals are a little bit off the hook, but holidays to Ayia Napa 2013 really do take the classy clubbing biscuit.
While there are loads of lovely eateries (you know itâ€™s important, variety is the spice of life), and tons of daytime debauchery to be had including The Linekers Boat Party and the Blue Inc. Pool Party, when the sun goes down Ayia Napa knows how to hold a party. Better than Sir Elton, if we dare say so.
Did we dare? Yeah we didâ€¦
You canâ€™t do a clubbing holiday without a Silent Arena. Itâ€™s true. Itâ€™s just too darn delightful. Go into the arena armed with a couple of headsets and pick which tracks you listen to.
Of course, the room is dead silent and thereâ€™s just you and the rest of Ayia Napa rocking out to random music completely out of sync with one another â€“ but thatâ€™s what makes it so bloominâ€™ brilliant.
In addition to the sensational Silent Arena, book with a clubbing holiday company and youâ€™ll be first in line for epic events. These guys know how to party, and Monday to Sunday, seven days a week, thereâ€™s a party rocking session at your every beck and call.
Geek Chic, Glow Party, Naparazzi, Foam Party, Linekers after party â€“ Ayia Napa has got your summer sorted, for shoâ€™.
Come on, now is definitely the time to book. Itâ€™s January, what else is there to do? Give the lads or lasses a tinkle and get on it like a bonnet.
Holidays to Ayia Napa 2013 have your names written all over them. Like a loo cubicle, but classier. Because clubbing is classy in Cyprus. Honest.